reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
(via cassand-ruh)
I only want to shave my head so i can see the scar i have in the back of my head from first grade.
if you are a even slightly atractive boy or girl i know then i have 100% stalked you through tumblr/facebook/askfm/twitter for at least a short period of time
Goddamn my hand hurts so bad. It’s bruised like fuck. And my whole arm starts to tingle if i move my fingers a certain way.
